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"Sanskrit. Youre majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language."
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PCU"Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just dont have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid."
"Sanskrit. Youre majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language."
"We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic."
"What is this? Youre wearing the shirt of the band youre going to see. Dont be that guy."
"Now were even for the milkbones."
"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!"
"I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it."