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"Tell the truth or trump — but get the trick."
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Pudd'nhead Wilson"As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out."
Pudd'nhead Wilson is a novel by American writer Mark Twain published on 28 November 1894. Its central intrigue revolves around two boys—one, born into slavery, with 1/32 black ancestry; the other, white, born to be the master of the house. The two boys, who look similar, are switched at infancy. Each grows into the other's social role.
"Tell the truth or trump — but get the trick."
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"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
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