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"We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English."
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Scott AdamsCreativity doesnt require much time. But creativity always needs your — Scott Adams
"Creativity doesnt require much time. But creativity always needs your energy. You cant create if youre pooped or your brain is full of junk. A person who manages creativity makes sure his schedule has lots of free spaces, no matter how many priorities are looming."
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Scott Adams was an American cartoonist, author, and conservative commentator. He was best known for the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and nonfiction works of business, self-improvement, commentary, and satire.
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