"We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English."
Scott Adams was an American cartoonist, author, and conservative commentator. He was best known for the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and nonfiction works of business, self-improvement, commentary, and satire.
"Creativity doesnt require much time. But creativity always needs your energy. You cant create if youre pooped or your brain is full of junk. A person who manages creativity makes sure his schedule has lots of free spaces, no matter how many priorities are looming."
"This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT."
"If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you."
"Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it’s self-love, so it won’t help you that much."
"But history has turned on a few people—like the Founding Fathers and Jesus Christ come to mind—who used the same tricks: They describe to people a better vision of themselves. And Trump fits into that [model] in the most direct way you could possibly do. He’s saying, "Youre an American, Im going to make you feel great"."
"If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition."