Esther: Its dynamite when you arent the one being stalked by the Death — Scary Go Round

"Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding."

"Mayors hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now."

"Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep"

"Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious identification within implies a man who knows exactly who he is — and why."

"Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin it was wet, for its parlously dry."

"Ryan: Dang. So drunk contracts dont count? If Id known that, I could have saved the Merchant Navy a lot of trouble. And by "trouble," I mean "seafaring vessels"."

"Today, you are hated throughout the world. If you dont know this, you should. The peoples burn your flag. The Islamic peoples all over the world chant: "Death to America!"

"pity this busy monster, manunkind, not. Progress is a comfortable disease: your victim (death and life safely beyond) plays with the bigness of his littleness"

"I believe that the unity of man as opposed to other living things derives from the fact that man is the conscious life of himself. Man is conscious of himself, of his future, which is death, of his smallness, of his impotence; he is aware of others as others; man is in nature, subject to its laws even if he transcends it with his thought."

"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."

"I wasnt offended by the movies content so much as by its nihilism. At a time when the world is in crisis and the country faces an important election, the response of Parker, Stone and company is to sneer at both sides—indeed, at anyone who takes the current world situation seriously. They may be right that some of us are puppets, but theyre wrong that all of us are fools, and dead wrong that it doesnt matter."

"I will re-calculate. Your deaths will be indescribable."