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"[signing off for the last time] I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage. So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Goodnight."
"Graham Phillips - Jordan Baxter"

Evan Almighty is a 2007 American fantasy comedy film that is a spin-off and sequel of Bruce Almighty (2003). The film was directed by Tom Shadyac, written by Steve Oedekerk, based on the characters created by Steve Koren and Mark O'Keefe from the original film. It stars Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman reprising their roles as Evan Baxter and God, respectively, with new cast members Lauren Graham a
"[signing off for the last time] I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage. So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Goodnight."
"I now issue a new commandment: "Thou shalt do the dance."
"[Is using ancient tools to build the ark] Ever heard of Home Depot!?"
"[after the Ark crashes into Congress) We can walk from here."
"(two wolves growl at Long) Dont look now Congressman but the wolves are here. Although I wouldnt worry so much about these wolves but those. (Evan gestures to the angry members of Congress standing behind Long)"
"(to Long after the Ark crashes into Congress] Hello Congressman. Mind if I park my boat here?"