"How does a guy look at another guys hairy ass, and find love?"
Samuel Burl Kinison was an American stand-up comedian and actor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were characterized by intense sudden tirades, punctuated with his distinctive scream. Initially performing for free, Kinison became a regular fixture at The Comedy Store, where he met and eventually befriended such comics as Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.
"Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, its an easy diagram to remember, its like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee." Shes thinking youre from fuckin Europe or somethin: "OH GOD, WHERED YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH," and youre going "A, B, C, D, E, F, G"."
Sam Kinison"You want to help world hunger? Stop sending them food. Dont send them another bite, send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, "You know, weve been coming here giving you food for about 35 years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldnt BE world hunger if you people would live where the FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHINGS GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what its gonna be 100 years from now? ITS GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we just dont LIVE in them, assholes!"
Sam Kinison"We dont WANT to drink and drive ... But theres no other way to get the fucking CAR back to the HOUSE!! How are we supposed to get fucking home??!!"
Sam Kinison"Today were going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!"
Sam Kinison"I was in Rochester, New York. I was an absolutely-nobody part-timer, jack-of-trades; would do whatever the radio station asked of me. And one day, Sam Kinison walked in. The mic went on, and he just spoke his mind. And he was outrageous, he was funny, he was sensitive at times. And a light bulb went off in my head, where I realized, "Oh my god, I can do this different." Just—you gotta just be yourself. … I started blowing off everything I knew about radio after that day."
Sam Kinison"Im goin, what the fuck am I bustin my ass for, doin HBO specials, doin fuckin concerts, when I could just write rap songs? How hard is this shit to do?! Heres my first rap single: "Lick Me Where I Fuck and Pee". There it is! My first rap hit! Lick Me Where I Fuck and Pee!" I got a hit! Thats where its at! I got another song, for men, especially for men, in general: You Call That A Fuck, You Lazy Bitch? Oh! OH! This song is gonna go through the fuckin roof, trust me! Were talkin about a song thats gonna go through the roof! Theyll call me Grammy Sammy after that fuckin song. Wait! I got another one! I got another one! Who Farted in My New Car? You cant stop me! Fuck MC Hammer, You Cant Touch This- YOU CANT STOP ME! Im a rap song writing machine now, look out!"
Sam Kinison"The wound is the place where the Light enters you."
Rumi"yes is a pleasant country... love is a deeper season than reason"
E. E. Cummings"true lovers in each happening of their hearts live longer than all which and every who"
E. E. Cummings"What concerns me fundamentaly is a meteoric burlesk melodrama, born of the immemorial adage love will find a way."
E. E. Cummings"Who made you glorious as the gates of heaven Beneath the keen full moon? Who bade the sun Clothe you with rainbows? Who, with living flower Of loveliest blue, spread garlands at your feet? God! let the torrents, like a shout of nations, Answer! and let the ice-plains echo, God! God! sing, ye meadow-streams, with gladsome voice! Ye pine-groves, with your soft and soul-like sounds! And they too have a voice, yon piles of snow, And in their perilous fall shall thunder, God!"
Samuel Taylor Coleridge"Unchanged within, to see all changed without, Is a blank lot and hard to bear, no doubt. Yet why at others Wanings shouldst thou fret? Then only mightst thou feel a just regret, Hadst thou withheld thy love or hid thy light In selfish forethought of neglect and slight."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge