I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wifes grav — Opening lines

"Lyra and her daemon moved through the darkening Hall, taking care to keep to one side, out of sight of the kitchen."

"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried, As he landed his crew with care;"

"Dirk Moeller didnt know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

"I have no intention of explaining how the correspondence which I now offer to the public fell into my hands."

"RIGHT HERE AND NOW, as an old friend used to say, we are in the fluid present, where clear-sightedness never guarantees perfect vision."

"Students do not understand because they cling to names and sayings. They are obstructed by the names ‘ordinary’ and ‘holy.’ Thus they block their eye for the Path and do not find clear understanding. The scriptural teachings are all openly revealed explanations, but students do not understand them. Instead, they go to the words and phrases to produce interpretations. All of this is being dependent and falling into cause and effect, so birth and death in the triple world are inevitable. If you want to get the freedom to go or stay, to take off or put on birth and death, then right now try to recognize the person who is listening to the Dharma.This person has no form, no marks, no basis, no root, nowhere it abides, but it is leaping with life. In all its many kinds of activities, it functions without location. Therefore, if you search for it, the farther away it is, and if you seek it, the more you go against it. It is called the esoteric secret."

"No marriage is solid. There are always ups and downs. But we have learnt through those times and I was touched when celebrating my birthday recently, my husband stood up to make a speech and he said that I was a woman of substance."

"4 Kalki 10:13, 2 September 2007 (UTC) Fits in well with Groundhog Day theme, as well as Joyces birthday. * 3 Kalki 22:16, 1 February 2007 (UTC) -->"

"Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and well meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end."

"Most of us can remember a time when a birthday — especially if it was ones own — brightened the world as if a second sun had risen."

"Well, it is the NAKED mile run; everyone else will be in their birthday suits. Except for that guy..."