If you dont take risks, youre already dead. — Jim Goad

"All the holy scriptures of all the worlds major religions are nonsense."

"Crank is to coffee what sexual homicide is to a goodnight kiss."

"I can’t appreciate someone else’s history if I’m forced to reject and feel ashamed about mine."

"Even though tax protest is portrayed as extremism, most Americans probably cheat on their tax reports."

"Racial struggles are never purely racial."

"If I cared about what you thought, Id be writing for National Geographic or something."