Jack White, right, has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceas — Noel Gallagher

"I dont know, I think hes just going senile, isnt he?"

"There is a limited supply of excellent songs, but I am not the only one. Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years. Rock musicians over 30 only produce unimportant material."

"I hate that Alex and Damon. I hope they catch AIDS and die."

"Hes now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years. Now, all of a sudden, hes got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. Thats even before you get to the song, which is diabolical."

"Another reason to vote Labour is if you fucking dont and the Conservatives get in, Phil Collins is threatening to come back and live here, and lets face it none of us want that.""

"Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as Im concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I dont know why. She doesnt even have a good name. Its a stupid name, Kylie, I just dont get it"

"Today, you are hated throughout the world. If you dont know this, you should. The peoples burn your flag. The Islamic peoples all over the world chant: "Death to America!"

"pity this busy monster, manunkind, not. Progress is a comfortable disease: your victim (death and life safely beyond) plays with the bigness of his littleness"

"I believe that the unity of man as opposed to other living things derives from the fact that man is the conscious life of himself. Man is conscious of himself, of his future, which is death, of his smallness, of his impotence; he is aware of others as others; man is in nature, subject to its laws even if he transcends it with his thought."

"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."

"I wasnt offended by the movies content so much as by its nihilism. At a time when the world is in crisis and the country faces an important election, the response of Parker, Stone and company is to sneer at both sides—indeed, at anyone who takes the current world situation seriously. They may be right that some of us are puppets, but theyre wrong that all of us are fools, and dead wrong that it doesnt matter."

"I will re-calculate. Your deaths will be indescribable."