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"[to a fat kid who stole his friends lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other peoples lunches? STOP IT!"
"[last words before he got shot 3 times in the chest by John Kimble, killing him] The boy... is mine! HES MY BOY! You get your own goddamn family!"

Kindergarten Cop is a 1990 American action comedy film directed by Ivan Reitman and written by Murray Salem, Herschel Weingrod, and Timothy Harris. The film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Kimble, a tough Los Angeles police detective who goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher in a small Oregon town to locate the ex-wife and son of a dangerous drug dealer. The cast also includes Penelope Ann
"[to a fat kid who stole his friends lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other peoples lunches? STOP IT!"
"Kimble, youve wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing. Ill be out of here in a week, and youll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah. I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldnt even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldnt stand the sight of you."
"Its not a tumor! Its not a tumor...at all."
"If you dont stop screwing around back there, this is what Im gonna do with you. [snaps pencil]"
"[in German] This makes me angry as Hell! Now Im angry!"
"Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you."
"As long as you keep getting born, it’s okay to die sometimes."
"The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that theres free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate."
"History is a strange experience. The world is quite small now; but history is large and deep. Sometimes you can go much farther by sitting in your own home and reading a book of history, than by getting onto a ship or an airplane and traveling a thousand miles. When you go to Mexico City through space, you find it a sort of cross between modern Madrid and modern Chicago, with additions of its own; but if you go to Mexico City through history, back only 500 years, you will find it as distant as though it were on another planet: inhabited by cultivated barbarians, sensitive and cruel, highly organized and still in the Copper Age, a collection of startling, of unbelievable contrasts."
"As soon as a thought or word becomes a tool, one can dispense with actually ‘thinking’ it, that is, with going through the logical acts involved in verbal formulation of it. As has been pointed out, often and correctly, the advantage of mathematics—the model of all neo-positivistic thinking—lies in just this ‘intellectual economy.’ Complicated logical operations are carried out without actual performance of the intellectual acts upon which the mathematical and logical symbols are based. … Reason … becomes a fetish, a magic entity that is accepted rather than intellectually experienced."
"Our feminist culture at the present moment is completely dependent on capitalism. My grandmother was still scrubbing clothes on the back porch on a washboard!"
"A word of the faith that never balks, Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely. It alone is without flaw, it alone rounds and completes all, That mystic baffling wonder alone completes all. (23)"