Man in Elevator: Theres a reason some of us dont ride the subway. Im l — The Ritz

"Customer: Did they ever put you on 4? Its Siberia up there!"

"Chubby chaser. Hey, thats pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby theyre chasing."

"There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy in 340, 4 minutes!"

"If youre not down in my room in five minutes, then Im gonna come up here and break your knees!"

"Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!"

"Jerry Stiller - Carmine Vespucci"