The Ritz

"There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy in 340, 4 minutes!"

"Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!"

"If youre not down in my room in five minutes, then Im gonna come up here and break your knees!"

"Chubby chaser. Hey, thats pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby theyre chasing."

"Customer: Did they ever put you on 4? Its Siberia up there!"

"Man in Elevator: Theres a reason some of us dont ride the subway. Im looking right at it."

"Jerry Stiller - Carmine Vespucci"

"Hiding out from the Mafia can be an awful drag!"

"Paul B. Price - Claude Perkins"

"Brick: One of those transvestites is standing right next to me. I cant talk now, I think hes surrounding me for unnatural things! And: See anything you like, Bud?"

"Treat Williams - Michael Brick"

"Some day, youre going to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and youre going to say to yourself [gasps] was that her? And youre gonna answer to yourself, [gasps] that was her! But you know something, mister? I was always her, just that nobody knows it!"