There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy — The Ritz

"Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!"

"Chubby chaser. Hey, thats pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby theyre chasing."

"If youre not down in my room in five minutes, then Im gonna come up here and break your knees!"

"Customer: Did they ever put you on 4? Its Siberia up there!"

"Man in Elevator: Theres a reason some of us dont ride the subway. Im looking right at it."

"[after kissing Proclo] Oh, my boyfriend Hectar see me do that, he kill you with a knife this big! [touches her elbow]"