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Sometimes I think there must be two Yogi Berras. There is the one who — Yogi Berra

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"Sometimes I think there must be two Yogi Berras. There is the one who grew up on the Hill in St, Louis, whos been playing ball for the Yankees for fourteen years, has a beautiful wife named Carmen and three boys, Larry, Timmy, and Dale, and lives in a nice house in Montclair, N. J. Thats me. Then theres the one you read about in the papers who is a kind of a comic-strip character, like Lil Abner or Joe Palooka. [...] I dont know that Yogi at all, because he doesnt exist."
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Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra was an American professional baseball catcher who later took on the roles of manager and coach. He played 19 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB), all but the last for the New York Yankees. He was an 18-time All-Star and won 10 World Series championships as a player—more than any other player in MLB history. Berra had a career batting average of .285, while hitting 35

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