"This next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, dont make eye contact. Lab boys tell me thatll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."
Portal 2 is a 2011 puzzle-platform game developed by Valve for Windows, macOS, Linux, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. The retail versions and PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 versions were distributed by Electronic Arts. A port for the Nintendo Switch was released as part of the Portal: Companion Collection in June 2022.
"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able – well, forced, really – to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if youd done that to someone else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge."
Portal 2"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future… God help you."
Portal 2"If the Enrichment center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test."
Portal 2"This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3... 2... 1..."
Portal 2"Template. [Turret: Hello?] Response. [Turret: Hello.]"
Portal 2"Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." [subtitles read: "Im serious;"] Thats what it says: a horrible person. We werent even testing for that."
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