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"2029? Thats not a real year. By 2029, Ill be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas."
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John Mulaney"You remember being 12, when youre like, "No one look at me or Ill kill myself."
John Edmund Mulaney is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, Mulaney first rose to prominence for his work as a writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2013, where he contributed to numerous sketches and characters, including Stefon, a recurring character whom he and Bill Hader co-created. Since his depart
"2029? Thats not a real year. By 2029, Ill be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas."
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