Poverty is the stepmother of genius

It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.

Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.

I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest Is the one that gets the grease.

The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.

Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az mutch difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug.