The hardest thing that enny man kan do iz tew fall down on the ice…

The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.

Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest Is the one that gets the grease.

I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.

It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.

Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az mutch difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug.