Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be…

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record.

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.

The love game is never called off on account of darkness.

Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.