The love game is never called off on account of darkness

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be miserable.

Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.