Thomas Lansing Masson

If you want to be a flaming youth, you must have money to burn.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can complain that it doesn't hold water.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record.

Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college

The love game is never called off on account of darkness.

Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be miserable.