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"[Traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life."
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Constantine (film)
Constantine is a 2005 American superhero film directed by Francis Lawrence, and written by Kevin Brodbin and Frank Cappello. It is loosely based on the Hellblazer comic book series. The film stars Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, a cynical exorcist with the ability to perceive and communicate with half-angels and half-demons in their true forms and to travel between Earth and Hell. The cast also
"[Traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life."
"Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And were smack in the middle."
"He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers."
"Impossible rules, endless regulations. Who goes up, who goes down? And why?"
"Angels and demons cant cross over into our plane. So instead we get what I call "half-breeds". The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demons touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it The Balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit."
"When my sister and I were little, wed leave messages with light and breath."
"[Speaking to God] I know Im not one of Your favorites, and Im not welcome in Your house, but I could use a little attention, please."
"[Flips off demon] For your boss."
"You dont need His protection. Itll be like back in the day."
"[As Midnite holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! Youre the only one playing by the rules, Midnite. And while youve been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. [Midnite lets him slump to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way."
"So what do you want? An extension?"
"[Whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole."