If you want to be a flaming youth, you must have money to burn

Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give some people.

Happiness is the feeling we experience when we are too busy to be miserable.

The love game is never called off on account of darkness.

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional record.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.