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"2029? Thats not a real year. By 2029, Ill be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas."
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John MulaneyApparently I have no boundaries. And I need em. — John Mulaney
"Apparently I have no boundaries. And I need em."
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John Mulaney
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John Edmund Mulaney is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, Mulaney first rose to prominence for his work as a writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2013, where he contributed to numerous sketches and characters, including Stefon, a recurring character whom he and Bill Hader co-created. Since his depart
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"I loved being a temp, because I would just go from office to office and be terrible at a different job for a week."
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"Marijuana is legal in, like, 18 or 19 states in one form or another. Its insane. Yeah, well... All right, dont "whoo" if youre white. Its always been legal for us."
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"You remember being 12, when youre like, "No one look at me or Ill kill myself."
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"The world is run by robots, and we spend most of our day telling them that were not a robot just to log on and look at our own stuff."
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"I didnt mean to make it sound like we dont want children. We dont, but I didnt mean to make it sound like that."
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