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"Because now, when you go through airport security, its tight. You go through the metal detector, and if youre heavily pierced, like some of my friends, its like, (steps forward) "BZZT!" "Take out your keys, sir." Tip of the iceberg. (pantomimes removing various piercings from the ears, nostrils eyebrows, tongue; then reaches to the side, grabs an imaginary drill, points it at his crotch and makes a drilling noise) For those playing the home game, this is called a Prince Albert. And Im sure that was his last wish. Im sure Albert said "Victoria, Im dying. I want you to name a museum, a performance hall, and a bolt through the cock after me. That will be Victorias Secret. Go, my darling!"
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Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Known for his improvisational skills and the wide variety of characters he created spontaneously and portrayed in drama and comedy films, he is regarded as one of the greatest comedians of all time. Williams received numerous accolades including an Academy Award, two Primetime Emmy Awards, and six Golden Globe Awards, as well as five Gram

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