"I predict that news outlets will try to compensate for the loss of relevant news by focusing on stories that are more shocking and depressing than ever. At least that way theyll get your attention and sell advertising even if the stories arent "news" in the traditional sense."
Scott Adams was an American cartoonist, author, and conservative commentator. He was best known for the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and nonfiction works of business, self-improvement, commentary, and satire.
"Creativity doesnt require much time. But creativity always needs your energy. You cant create if youre pooped or your brain is full of junk. A person who manages creativity makes sure his schedule has lots of free spaces, no matter how many priorities are looming."
"If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition."
"This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT."
"If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you."
"Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it’s self-love, so it won’t help you that much."
"We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English."