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"Ray: Dang, Beef! This aint no regular hangover! This is the big one! I...Im talkin physical therapy! Wheelchairs and stuff! Speakin at high schools!"
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Achewood is a webcomic created by Chris Onstad in 2001. It portrays the lives of a group of anthropomorphic stuffed toys, robots, and pets. Many of the characters live together in the home of their owner, Chris, at the fictional address of 62 Achewood Court. The events of the strip mostly take place in and around the house, as well as around the town of Achewood, a fictional suburb.
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"Beef: We cracked into a case of Blue Nun Widemouths at like 3 AM last night"
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"Nightlife: Whoah, dont get any ideas, muchacho amigo. My foie gras looks like a damn Brillo pad."
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"Ray: HEY! Dont you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!"
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"Ray: EVERYBODY DANCE LIKE THERES ASS IN YOUR PANTS! ASS IN YOUR PANTS, ASS IN YOUR PANTS!"
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"Philippe: Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?"
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"Robert Johnson: You are a hoot and a holler Ray Smuckles"
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"Note to consumers: 68% of "McAfrica" pita sandwiches test positive for HIV."
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"Beef: OH I AM YOUR MOM AND I JUST TOOK YOU TO SCHOOL IN THE CAR OF PAIN"
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"Ray: But Pat, The Cure is silly! It is silly to like The Cure!"
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"Pat: Whats it like to...whats it like to kill someone, Pete?"
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"Teodor: Philippe is standing on it."
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